I watched True Grit today :) It was a good movie and I'm so glad they didn't put any junk in it apart from a couple foul words. I love how the put God into it.

Chapter 6: You don't have to go to Las Vegas, she's already here!

I ran off to try and get my thoughts together. Apparently Celda followed me...."Erin, what's wrong?", My sister asked, "Why did you just run off like that?" I ignored her question, "So your pregnant again." Celda smiled in a mushy lovey-dovey way,"Oh yes." I nodded and the conversation came to a close. There was nothing else to be said at the moment.

"I've had enough of this." I heard Celda mumble. Before I could ask what she had had enough of Celda let out a piercing yell and scared the willies out of me in my frazzled state. "Wha-wha-wha?", I gasped in shock. Celda laughed hysterically, "Oh man, that always got you."

After glaring evilly at her, I dragged Celda to a nightclub that had a marvelous view. It was a wall-less joint and very dangerous. Erm, drunk people sometimes, cough, fell off the building. But uhh, anyway! I decided a little moonlighting would cheer me up after the shaking I got. Vampires were real, thanks for making my world come crashing down. Celda didn't know that the world I knew had been destroyed so after a couple sugary drinks (No mickeys, I swear) she was practically bouncing off the walls. Well um, if there would have been walls. Everyone in the club was staring 'cause I mean, it's not every day you see a heavily pregnant woman dancing on tables.

Did I mention she started giving birth early? Some how the weird dude who was a...vampire figured it out before all the other people did. He started screaming like a little girl. Real classy, Mr.Vampire.

After a while, everyone started screaming, Celda included. I, being the only unfazed one there, called a cab to take Celda and I to the hospital.

We came out with a baby girl this time. I have a suspicion that something was in Celda's drinks because she named her new baby Las Vegas. Las Vegas Rake, my niece. Oh well, she can always change her name if she wants to.

My nephew, Andre, grew up to be a cute-ish child. His red eyes were certainly striking with his dark skin and hair. What am I saying, his eyes would look striking if he had blond hair and white skin. He wasn't a very brave boy. In fact, I have a suspicion he was scared of his own reflection.

He looks like a mix between Celda and Romeo. Well, that's at least what I think.

Las Vegas (the poor dear) grew up so fast. It seemed like she was a baby for a mere minute. Her mother insisted on putting her abnormally long locks in a bun on the top of her head. The months that followed were fabulous!

Oh and that vamp dude? We er...got close. Turns out his name is Jorus Rendar. We met, I was still in love with him. It took a while to get him to notice me, but he did and he fell in love with me, naturally. There, I made it short and sweet.

Jorus coughed, "Sooooo, Erin Shizzle was it." I stared the lady staring at us down, her eyes had gone wide and her mouth had gone open. "Yes, Jorus your name was?", I answered my vampire boyfriend while smirking at the woman.

To shock her further, I embraced Jorus and kissed him passionately. The woman shook her head and mumbled, "People these days." She walked off in a huff.

Jorus and I laughed and laughed. The expression on her face when the elevator door opened, priceless.

Later that night after Jorus had got out of work (He's a policeman) I greeted him with a smile and a question. As I was waiting for him, I had been lounging in the City Hall hot tub. "Hold it right there, sweety.", I told him with a wink. Jorus looked at me quizzically.

I pulled out a velvety smooth ring box and opened it, "The man is supposed to do this, but will you marry me, Jorus Rendar?" "Yes, yes YES!", Jorus squealed in a err...manly way.

We hugged. (What else do I need to say?)

Deciding like no time was like the present, we decided to get married on the spot.

We exchanged rings all the while smiling foolishly at each other. Now I know why Celda acted so goofily with Romeo.

I am now a vampire's wife....oh crud

"It's time to go home, Jo", I said embracing him. "Home.", he repeated. Let's just say he is a man of few words sometimes.

There had been a note waiting for me, from Celda. In it she said that she had found out she was expecting another baby (Dang, girl!!!) and that this place was getting too crowded so she, Romeo, and her children had moved out. Now that I had my Jorus, that was fine with me. Ah yes....Jorus. We went to the bedroom for some intemicy. "Have you ever wanted to be a father, Jo.", I asked him. He smiled with his fangs, "You bet."

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Thanks for reading!!! Comments are appreciated :) Shut up, Drew. Refrain from comments of my walls *gives evil glare* Now it's time to take pictures!!! Sorry for the speeding up and everything (y'know, elevator pic) but I took these not even knowing if I was gonna make a story or not lol

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