I watched True Grit today :) It was a good movie and I'm so glad they didn't put any junk in it apart from a couple foul words. I love how the put God into it.

Chapter 6: You don't have to go to Las Vegas, she's already here!

I ran off to try and get my thoughts together. Apparently Celda followed me...."Erin, what's wrong?", My sister asked, "Why did you just run off like that?" I ignored her question, "So your pregnant again." Celda smiled in a mushy lovey-dovey way,"Oh yes." I nodded and the conversation came to a close. There was nothing else to be said at the moment.

"I've had enough of this." I heard Celda mumble. Before I could ask what she had had enough of Celda let out a piercing yell and scared the willies out of me in my frazzled state. "Wha-wha-wha?", I gasped in shock. Celda laughed hysterically, "Oh man, that always got you."

After glaring evilly at her, I dragged Celda to a nightclub that had a marvelous view. It was a wall-less joint and very dangerous. Erm, drunk people sometimes, cough, fell off the building. But uhh, anyway! I decided a little moonlighting would cheer me up after the shaking I got. Vampires were real, thanks for making my world come crashing down. Celda didn't know that the world I knew had been destroyed so after a couple sugary drinks (No mickeys, I swear) she was practically bouncing off the walls. Well um, if there would have been walls. Everyone in the club was staring 'cause I mean, it's not every day you see a heavily pregnant woman dancing on tables.

Did I mention she started giving birth early? Some how the weird dude who was a...vampire figured it out before all the other people did. He started screaming like a little girl. Real classy, Mr.Vampire.

After a while, everyone started screaming, Celda included. I, being the only unfazed one there, called a cab to take Celda and I to the hospital.

We came out with a baby girl this time. I have a suspicion that something was in Celda's drinks because she named her new baby Las Vegas. Las Vegas Rake, my niece. Oh well, she can always change her name if she wants to.

My nephew, Andre, grew up to be a cute-ish child. His red eyes were certainly striking with his dark skin and hair. What am I saying, his eyes would look striking if he had blond hair and white skin. He wasn't a very brave boy. In fact, I have a suspicion he was scared of his own reflection.

He looks like a mix between Celda and Romeo. Well, that's at least what I think.

Las Vegas (the poor dear) grew up so fast. It seemed like she was a baby for a mere minute. Her mother insisted on putting her abnormally long locks in a bun on the top of her head. The months that followed were fabulous!

Oh and that vamp dude? We er...got close. Turns out his name is Jorus Rendar. We met, I was still in love with him. It took a while to get him to notice me, but he did and he fell in love with me, naturally. There, I made it short and sweet.

Jorus coughed, "Sooooo, Erin Shizzle was it." I stared the lady staring at us down, her eyes had gone wide and her mouth had gone open. "Yes, Jorus your name was?", I answered my vampire boyfriend while smirking at the woman.

To shock her further, I embraced Jorus and kissed him passionately. The woman shook her head and mumbled, "People these days." She walked off in a huff.

Jorus and I laughed and laughed. The expression on her face when the elevator door opened, priceless.

Later that night after Jorus had got out of work (He's a policeman) I greeted him with a smile and a question. As I was waiting for him, I had been lounging in the City Hall hot tub. "Hold it right there, sweety.", I told him with a wink. Jorus looked at me quizzically.

I pulled out a velvety smooth ring box and opened it, "The man is supposed to do this, but will you marry me, Jorus Rendar?" "Yes, yes YES!", Jorus squealed in a err...manly way.

We hugged. (What else do I need to say?)

Deciding like no time was like the present, we decided to get married on the spot.

We exchanged rings all the while smiling foolishly at each other. Now I know why Celda acted so goofily with Romeo.

I am now a vampire's wife....oh crud

"It's time to go home, Jo", I said embracing him. "Home.", he repeated. Let's just say he is a man of few words sometimes.

There had been a note waiting for me, from Celda. In it she said that she had found out she was expecting another baby (Dang, girl!!!) and that this place was getting too crowded so she, Romeo, and her children had moved out. Now that I had my Jorus, that was fine with me. Ah yes....Jorus. We went to the bedroom for some intemicy. "Have you ever wanted to be a father, Jo.", I asked him. He smiled with his fangs, "You bet."

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Chapter 5: Um...Vampires Don't Exist, Right?

"I can't believe I'm a mother...", Celda murmured to herself. I shook my head and sighed, I couldn't either.

It seemed like Andre was only a baby for a few minutes, he grew up so fast!

Time went by in a blur. Andre rarely cried as a babe and he cried even less as a toddler. Startlingly, he had red eyes. I doon't know WHERE he got those peepers, seriously.

Since Celda was a celebrity (like me, of course), the news that she had a baby circualted throughout Bridgeport. Whispers of, "She had a baby out of wedlock", often reached my ears. I told Celda about it and she went to court to sue whoever spilled the news for slander. Naturally she won. As a surprise, I told Romeo to get his butt over to her and congratulate her. I told him to marry her or else I would serve him a posionous drink and the world would be rid of him.

After telling him I was completely serious, Romeo literally ran to the Town Hall. I followed him to make sure he proposed and had a private wedding. I rolled my eyes as they kissed, "Come on, get on with it."

Finally, Romeo got on one knee. Poor clueless Celda was puzzled. "Hon, the floor...it's filthy and full of germs.", I heard her tell him. "It's fine, it's fine.", Romeo mumbled.

Romeo pulled out a glittering ring and FINALLY Celda got the picture. She screamed and covered her mouth with her hand, "Oh my gosh, OH MY GOSH!"

After hugging and kissing, they exchanged rings. It seems I really DID scare him after all...the poisonous drink thing is a good threat after all.

A reporter was writing down what was happening. "Oh, this is gold, this is GOLD!", He kept saying to himself. Trust the paparazzi to find a way to make a story off of a small ceremony. He'll probably lie and say it was a huge celebrity wedding and such.

Erm, I guess to celebrate they went into the Town Hall Jacuzzi and chilled. Well, they didn't chill 'cause the water was hot and everything, but they relaxed in the warm water. "Hello Hubby Sweet.", Celda said. Romeo smiled, "Hey Sugar Momma." I started laughing hystarically and they spotted me. "C'mon in, the water's fine.", Celda announced.

I was only too happy ro comply, the water looked nice and hot. We all went skinny dipping too. I laughed at the names they kept calling eachother, it was hilarious.

I had been invited to a party that day so I left my fellow skinny dippers to go to the apartment were the party was. (NOTE: No one say ANYTHING about the walls, I took these a while ago :P) I thought I'd mix up some drinks.

This dude asked me for my autograph. Wow, apparently I have fans!

Then while I was taking a break from the mixing of drinks, I saw him. him! HIM!!! It was like time stood still and we were the only ones in the room. He grinned at me with sharp pointed fangs. Umm...vampires don't exist, right? I have no idea why I am so dang attracted to him. It just seems natural.

I had brought Celda along (We left Romeo with Andre for some male bonding time) and she played the bass to everyone's delight. Bring an instrument to a party and you got it made.

A lady came up to me and asked me to sign an autograph for her. "I'm like, your number one fan!!!", she giggled.

"There ya go!", I smiled. The lady was literally jumping up and down, "Thank you, thank you, thank you!", she shrieked. I winked at her, "Stay off the sugar." She laughed uproarously and clutching her autograph walked out of the room. I could have sworn I heard her laughing down the elevator.

Another person came, this time a man. "Good goobley gook!", He shouted, "Your Erin Shizzle!!" I smiled faintly, "That's what they call me." This guy kinda scared me...what in the world was "good goobley gook?"

"Let me guess", I said as I signed an autograph for him, "Your my number one fan." "Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes!", he gushed, "I see you on TV ALL the time and your face covers my walls." Oh my good gracious me, he has POSTERS of me?!! Creepy guy....I couldn't wait for him to skeedaddle. "Eh, wow..that's fantastic.", I said, "Well uh see ya around!." I bolted before he could mawl me in his excitement.

I found myself in a dark room, my eyes shifted to the corner of the room. Oh my....shoot, was this guy FLOATING?! (Note: Again, I took these I while ago) And sleeping on a coffin. "Vampire.", I smumbled.

Oh and then I just realized...I fell in love with him at first site. Sheesh, what am I a silly little princess? Love at first site, pshhh..... Time to change my name to "Silly Little Princess."

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Chapter 4: It grows....

 After making friends with Sarah Striker, I turned around and saw him. No, I am NOT attracted to him. No way, no how. My feelings when I caught sight of him was more like....ew. Why in the world was he wearing makeup?! But then I remembered that he's a movie star and in order to boost myself up the celebrity ladder I needed to make friends with him. I shudder at the thought of being friends with that weirdo. But I braced myself and walked over to him. My great acting skills hid the disgust on my face, revealing only a smiling face eager to meet a movie star.

 "Hi, I'm Erin Shizzle", I gushed, "Can I have your autograph, please?" He gave a little laugh, "Heh, anything for my fans." He winked at me suggestively and I inwardly cringed. "Oh yes, I had heard that you were famous.", I told him, "But uhh...what is your name?" The celeb looked crushed, "I'm Luke Striker, doesn't everyone know my name?" I gave a fake smile and giggled, "Oh I'm sure they do, my memory is not that good though...I've had amnesia for the past five years." I tried my best to look pitiful.

 "Oh my gosh, that is awful!", Luke gasped. I put a sad face on, "Oh yes, it is." "Imagine, not knowing Luke Strikers name!", he said, his eyes widened in shock. This guy was full of hot air...Annoying little bugger.

 I used my awesomeness (Kidding) to get out of that situation. "Eheh, catch ya later, uhh...Duke?", I said in a joking tone. Luke laughed, "It's Luke, silly, Luke!" "Hehe, yah uh huh, I gotta make like a banana and split.", I said. I left Luke laughing his painted up face off. Hmm...if he peed his pants it would be a good story for the paparazzi.

 I got home and started practicing my mixology. Celda came over and said hi. I was mixing my drinks when Celda gagged like she was about to throw up. I rolled my eyes, "Come on, my drinks aren't THAT bad." Celda shook her head and managed to choke out a no. I returned to my drink mixing, "Ok well, make sure you put it in the toilet."

 I decided to take a walk outside and heard a piano playing. I jogged over to the sound and saw an old lady playing it beautifully. Then I did a double take.

 THERE WERE TWO OF THEM!!!! Then it hit me, they must be twins. I facepalmed myself and went back into my apartment.

 Celda was there rubbing her stomach. It seemed strange, but I shrugged it off thinking maybe she had indegestion or something.

I started to mix some more drinks. Hey, I'm starting to get good! I twisted around in awesome patterns as I reveled in my skillage. (Haha)

 Celda walked in and took a drink, "I'm pregnant.". I was at the moment testing my drink when she said those two words. The liquid sprayed out of my mouth, "Say whaaaaat?!!" "I'm pregnant.", Celda muttered, her eyes shifting back and forth from me to her drink.

 I was choking on my drink and coughing. This was shocking...so that's what she and Romeo were doing!! The months past and Celda got bigger. We hadn't contacted Romeo Rake yet, but I would...oh yes, Romeo was gonna get a talking to by me. Dangit, the plan won't work anymore because of my future niece or nephew.

Celda had been puking from the noxious fumes my drinks gave off. "Let's...go...OUT!", She gasped out. "Heh, ok! Anything you say, Celda!!", I said nervously. Pregnant Celda was pretty scary...hormones and all.

At the dance club, Celda mingled with some celebrities. They were probably wondering why a pregnant woman was partying and all, but they kept their mouths shut.

I hit the dance floor, but I was nowhere as near to being as good as the girl in front of mt. Some guy walked by and I heard him muttering to himself about my "pretty, shiny hair." I grit my teeth, "Back off, sucka." He got the message.

 Some guy was dancing on a table were a girl was eating. It looked kinda wrong and weird...."Gerroff m'table, ya squeek-pig.", the girl growled. "Lalalala, I'm so sexy and hot. Look at my body move.", the guy answered. "Ya makin' m'puke mah food.", the girl grumbled. I snickered, poor girl...that's an awkward situation.

Months past and Celda got even more hormonal and fat. We were out at a bar when she started screaming and clutching her stomach. Everyone looked at her then a guy started yelling too. "Ham and eggs, she's in labor!!!", he screamed like a little girl. "SHUT UP!!", Celda yelled.

By then everyone was freaking out, even the bartender. "Oh come one, guys...She's just having a baby.", I said annoyed. All the screaming was deafening.I took Celda to the hospital as everyone kept screaming bloody murder.

 I had entered with my sister and emerged an aunt. "Now you gotta get hitched....", I told Celda. The plan is void now...Dangit, I really had high hopes for it.

Andre Shizzle was born. A sweet little boy that I can't help but love even though he's the reason my plan isn't going to work. Oh well...Andre is worth it, I guess. Celda seemed a little shocked, she was probably thinking
something along the lines of "Did this thing come out of my body?!" Sadly, yes it did. The one thing on my mind now is marriage. It was time to get that Romeo Rake to marry my sister even if I had to drag him to the altar.
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