Chapter 5: Um...Vampires Don't Exist, Right?

"I can't believe I'm a mother...", Celda murmured to herself. I shook my head and sighed, I couldn't either.

It seemed like Andre was only a baby for a few minutes, he grew up so fast!

Time went by in a blur. Andre rarely cried as a babe and he cried even less as a toddler. Startlingly, he had red eyes. I doon't know WHERE he got those peepers, seriously.

Since Celda was a celebrity (like me, of course), the news that she had a baby circualted throughout Bridgeport. Whispers of, "She had a baby out of wedlock", often reached my ears. I told Celda about it and she went to court to sue whoever spilled the news for slander. Naturally she won. As a surprise, I told Romeo to get his butt over to her and congratulate her. I told him to marry her or else I would serve him a posionous drink and the world would be rid of him.

After telling him I was completely serious, Romeo literally ran to the Town Hall. I followed him to make sure he proposed and had a private wedding. I rolled my eyes as they kissed, "Come on, get on with it."

Finally, Romeo got on one knee. Poor clueless Celda was puzzled. "Hon, the floor...it's filthy and full of germs.", I heard her tell him. "It's fine, it's fine.", Romeo mumbled.

Romeo pulled out a glittering ring and FINALLY Celda got the picture. She screamed and covered her mouth with her hand, "Oh my gosh, OH MY GOSH!"

After hugging and kissing, they exchanged rings. It seems I really DID scare him after all...the poisonous drink thing is a good threat after all.

A reporter was writing down what was happening. "Oh, this is gold, this is GOLD!", He kept saying to himself. Trust the paparazzi to find a way to make a story off of a small ceremony. He'll probably lie and say it was a huge celebrity wedding and such.

Erm, I guess to celebrate they went into the Town Hall Jacuzzi and chilled. Well, they didn't chill 'cause the water was hot and everything, but they relaxed in the warm water. "Hello Hubby Sweet.", Celda said. Romeo smiled, "Hey Sugar Momma." I started laughing hystarically and they spotted me. "C'mon in, the water's fine.", Celda announced.

I was only too happy ro comply, the water looked nice and hot. We all went skinny dipping too. I laughed at the names they kept calling eachother, it was hilarious.

I had been invited to a party that day so I left my fellow skinny dippers to go to the apartment were the party was. (NOTE: No one say ANYTHING about the walls, I took these a while ago :P) I thought I'd mix up some drinks.

This dude asked me for my autograph. Wow, apparently I have fans!

Then while I was taking a break from the mixing of drinks, I saw him. him! HIM!!! It was like time stood still and we were the only ones in the room. He grinned at me with sharp pointed fangs. Umm...vampires don't exist, right? I have no idea why I am so dang attracted to him. It just seems natural.

I had brought Celda along (We left Romeo with Andre for some male bonding time) and she played the bass to everyone's delight. Bring an instrument to a party and you got it made.

A lady came up to me and asked me to sign an autograph for her. "I'm like, your number one fan!!!", she giggled.

"There ya go!", I smiled. The lady was literally jumping up and down, "Thank you, thank you, thank you!", she shrieked. I winked at her, "Stay off the sugar." She laughed uproarously and clutching her autograph walked out of the room. I could have sworn I heard her laughing down the elevator.

Another person came, this time a man. "Good goobley gook!", He shouted, "Your Erin Shizzle!!" I smiled faintly, "That's what they call me." This guy kinda scared me...what in the world was "good goobley gook?"

"Let me guess", I said as I signed an autograph for him, "Your my number one fan." "Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes!", he gushed, "I see you on TV ALL the time and your face covers my walls." Oh my good gracious me, he has POSTERS of me?!! Creepy guy....I couldn't wait for him to skeedaddle. "Eh, wow..that's fantastic.", I said, "Well uh see ya around!." I bolted before he could mawl me in his excitement.

I found myself in a dark room, my eyes shifted to the corner of the room. Oh my....shoot, was this guy FLOATING?! (Note: Again, I took these I while ago) And sleeping on a coffin. "Vampire.", I smumbled.

Oh and then I just realized...I fell in love with him at first site. Sheesh, what am I a silly little princess? Love at first site, pshhh..... Time to change my name to "Silly Little Princess."

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Comments are appreciated! I'm glad my forum was put to sort of good use =D It brings in a litte bit of people, eheheheee. If any of you reading this came here from the Off the Shizzle forum, thank you!! So, what you thinks gonna happen? I like the vampire smile lol