Chapter 4: It grows....

 After making friends with Sarah Striker, I turned around and saw him. No, I am NOT attracted to him. No way, no how. My feelings when I caught sight of him was more like....ew. Why in the world was he wearing makeup?! But then I remembered that he's a movie star and in order to boost myself up the celebrity ladder I needed to make friends with him. I shudder at the thought of being friends with that weirdo. But I braced myself and walked over to him. My great acting skills hid the disgust on my face, revealing only a smiling face eager to meet a movie star.

 "Hi, I'm Erin Shizzle", I gushed, "Can I have your autograph, please?" He gave a little laugh, "Heh, anything for my fans." He winked at me suggestively and I inwardly cringed. "Oh yes, I had heard that you were famous.", I told him, "But uhh...what is your name?" The celeb looked crushed, "I'm Luke Striker, doesn't everyone know my name?" I gave a fake smile and giggled, "Oh I'm sure they do, my memory is not that good though...I've had amnesia for the past five years." I tried my best to look pitiful.

 "Oh my gosh, that is awful!", Luke gasped. I put a sad face on, "Oh yes, it is." "Imagine, not knowing Luke Strikers name!", he said, his eyes widened in shock. This guy was full of hot air...Annoying little bugger.

 I used my awesomeness (Kidding) to get out of that situation. "Eheh, catch ya later, uhh...Duke?", I said in a joking tone. Luke laughed, "It's Luke, silly, Luke!" "Hehe, yah uh huh, I gotta make like a banana and split.", I said. I left Luke laughing his painted up face off. Hmm...if he peed his pants it would be a good story for the paparazzi.

 I got home and started practicing my mixology. Celda came over and said hi. I was mixing my drinks when Celda gagged like she was about to throw up. I rolled my eyes, "Come on, my drinks aren't THAT bad." Celda shook her head and managed to choke out a no. I returned to my drink mixing, "Ok well, make sure you put it in the toilet."

 I decided to take a walk outside and heard a piano playing. I jogged over to the sound and saw an old lady playing it beautifully. Then I did a double take.

 THERE WERE TWO OF THEM!!!! Then it hit me, they must be twins. I facepalmed myself and went back into my apartment.

 Celda was there rubbing her stomach. It seemed strange, but I shrugged it off thinking maybe she had indegestion or something.

I started to mix some more drinks. Hey, I'm starting to get good! I twisted around in awesome patterns as I reveled in my skillage. (Haha)

 Celda walked in and took a drink, "I'm pregnant.". I was at the moment testing my drink when she said those two words. The liquid sprayed out of my mouth, "Say whaaaaat?!!" "I'm pregnant.", Celda muttered, her eyes shifting back and forth from me to her drink.

 I was choking on my drink and coughing. This was shocking...so that's what she and Romeo were doing!! The months past and Celda got bigger. We hadn't contacted Romeo Rake yet, but I would...oh yes, Romeo was gonna get a talking to by me. Dangit, the plan won't work anymore because of my future niece or nephew.

Celda had been puking from the noxious fumes my drinks gave off. "Let's...go...OUT!", She gasped out. "Heh, ok! Anything you say, Celda!!", I said nervously. Pregnant Celda was pretty scary...hormones and all.

At the dance club, Celda mingled with some celebrities. They were probably wondering why a pregnant woman was partying and all, but they kept their mouths shut.

I hit the dance floor, but I was nowhere as near to being as good as the girl in front of mt. Some guy walked by and I heard him muttering to himself about my "pretty, shiny hair." I grit my teeth, "Back off, sucka." He got the message.

 Some guy was dancing on a table were a girl was eating. It looked kinda wrong and weird...."Gerroff m'table, ya squeek-pig.", the girl growled. "Lalalala, I'm so sexy and hot. Look at my body move.", the guy answered. "Ya makin' m'puke mah food.", the girl grumbled. I snickered, poor girl...that's an awkward situation.

Months past and Celda got even more hormonal and fat. We were out at a bar when she started screaming and clutching her stomach. Everyone looked at her then a guy started yelling too. "Ham and eggs, she's in labor!!!", he screamed like a little girl. "SHUT UP!!", Celda yelled.

By then everyone was freaking out, even the bartender. "Oh come one, guys...She's just having a baby.", I said annoyed. All the screaming was deafening.I took Celda to the hospital as everyone kept screaming bloody murder.

 I had entered with my sister and emerged an aunt. "Now you gotta get hitched....", I told Celda. The plan is void now...Dangit, I really had high hopes for it.

Andre Shizzle was born. A sweet little boy that I can't help but love even though he's the reason my plan isn't going to work. Oh well...Andre is worth it, I guess. Celda seemed a little shocked, she was probably thinking
something along the lines of "Did this thing come out of my body?!" Sadly, yes it did. The one thing on my mind now is marriage. It was time to get that Romeo Rake to marry my sister even if I had to drag him to the altar.
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