Chapter 5: Um...Vampires Don't Exist, Right?

"I can't believe I'm a mother...", Celda murmured to herself. I shook my head and sighed, I couldn't either.

It seemed like Andre was only a baby for a few minutes, he grew up so fast!

Time went by in a blur. Andre rarely cried as a babe and he cried even less as a toddler. Startlingly, he had red eyes. I doon't know WHERE he got those peepers, seriously.

Since Celda was a celebrity (like me, of course), the news that she had a baby circualted throughout Bridgeport. Whispers of, "She had a baby out of wedlock", often reached my ears. I told Celda about it and she went to court to sue whoever spilled the news for slander. Naturally she won. As a surprise, I told Romeo to get his butt over to her and congratulate her. I told him to marry her or else I would serve him a posionous drink and the world would be rid of him.

After telling him I was completely serious, Romeo literally ran to the Town Hall. I followed him to make sure he proposed and had a private wedding. I rolled my eyes as they kissed, "Come on, get on with it."

Finally, Romeo got on one knee. Poor clueless Celda was puzzled. "Hon, the floor...it's filthy and full of germs.", I heard her tell him. "It's fine, it's fine.", Romeo mumbled.

Romeo pulled out a glittering ring and FINALLY Celda got the picture. She screamed and covered her mouth with her hand, "Oh my gosh, OH MY GOSH!"

After hugging and kissing, they exchanged rings. It seems I really DID scare him after all...the poisonous drink thing is a good threat after all.

A reporter was writing down what was happening. "Oh, this is gold, this is GOLD!", He kept saying to himself. Trust the paparazzi to find a way to make a story off of a small ceremony. He'll probably lie and say it was a huge celebrity wedding and such.

Erm, I guess to celebrate they went into the Town Hall Jacuzzi and chilled. Well, they didn't chill 'cause the water was hot and everything, but they relaxed in the warm water. "Hello Hubby Sweet.", Celda said. Romeo smiled, "Hey Sugar Momma." I started laughing hystarically and they spotted me. "C'mon in, the water's fine.", Celda announced.

I was only too happy ro comply, the water looked nice and hot. We all went skinny dipping too. I laughed at the names they kept calling eachother, it was hilarious.

I had been invited to a party that day so I left my fellow skinny dippers to go to the apartment were the party was. (NOTE: No one say ANYTHING about the walls, I took these a while ago :P) I thought I'd mix up some drinks.

This dude asked me for my autograph. Wow, apparently I have fans!

Then while I was taking a break from the mixing of drinks, I saw him. him! HIM!!! It was like time stood still and we were the only ones in the room. He grinned at me with sharp pointed fangs. Umm...vampires don't exist, right? I have no idea why I am so dang attracted to him. It just seems natural.

I had brought Celda along (We left Romeo with Andre for some male bonding time) and she played the bass to everyone's delight. Bring an instrument to a party and you got it made.

A lady came up to me and asked me to sign an autograph for her. "I'm like, your number one fan!!!", she giggled.

"There ya go!", I smiled. The lady was literally jumping up and down, "Thank you, thank you, thank you!", she shrieked. I winked at her, "Stay off the sugar." She laughed uproarously and clutching her autograph walked out of the room. I could have sworn I heard her laughing down the elevator.

Another person came, this time a man. "Good goobley gook!", He shouted, "Your Erin Shizzle!!" I smiled faintly, "That's what they call me." This guy kinda scared me...what in the world was "good goobley gook?"

"Let me guess", I said as I signed an autograph for him, "Your my number one fan." "Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes!", he gushed, "I see you on TV ALL the time and your face covers my walls." Oh my good gracious me, he has POSTERS of me?!! Creepy guy....I couldn't wait for him to skeedaddle. "Eh, wow..that's fantastic.", I said, "Well uh see ya around!." I bolted before he could mawl me in his excitement.

I found myself in a dark room, my eyes shifted to the corner of the room. Oh my....shoot, was this guy FLOATING?! (Note: Again, I took these I while ago) And sleeping on a coffin. "Vampire.", I smumbled.

Oh and then I just realized...I fell in love with him at first site. Sheesh, what am I a silly little princess? Love at first site, pshhh..... Time to change my name to "Silly Little Princess."

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Chapter 4: It grows....

 After making friends with Sarah Striker, I turned around and saw him. No, I am NOT attracted to him. No way, no how. My feelings when I caught sight of him was more like....ew. Why in the world was he wearing makeup?! But then I remembered that he's a movie star and in order to boost myself up the celebrity ladder I needed to make friends with him. I shudder at the thought of being friends with that weirdo. But I braced myself and walked over to him. My great acting skills hid the disgust on my face, revealing only a smiling face eager to meet a movie star.

 "Hi, I'm Erin Shizzle", I gushed, "Can I have your autograph, please?" He gave a little laugh, "Heh, anything for my fans." He winked at me suggestively and I inwardly cringed. "Oh yes, I had heard that you were famous.", I told him, "But uhh...what is your name?" The celeb looked crushed, "I'm Luke Striker, doesn't everyone know my name?" I gave a fake smile and giggled, "Oh I'm sure they do, my memory is not that good though...I've had amnesia for the past five years." I tried my best to look pitiful.

 "Oh my gosh, that is awful!", Luke gasped. I put a sad face on, "Oh yes, it is." "Imagine, not knowing Luke Strikers name!", he said, his eyes widened in shock. This guy was full of hot air...Annoying little bugger.

 I used my awesomeness (Kidding) to get out of that situation. "Eheh, catch ya later, uhh...Duke?", I said in a joking tone. Luke laughed, "It's Luke, silly, Luke!" "Hehe, yah uh huh, I gotta make like a banana and split.", I said. I left Luke laughing his painted up face off. Hmm...if he peed his pants it would be a good story for the paparazzi.

 I got home and started practicing my mixology. Celda came over and said hi. I was mixing my drinks when Celda gagged like she was about to throw up. I rolled my eyes, "Come on, my drinks aren't THAT bad." Celda shook her head and managed to choke out a no. I returned to my drink mixing, "Ok well, make sure you put it in the toilet."

 I decided to take a walk outside and heard a piano playing. I jogged over to the sound and saw an old lady playing it beautifully. Then I did a double take.

 THERE WERE TWO OF THEM!!!! Then it hit me, they must be twins. I facepalmed myself and went back into my apartment.

 Celda was there rubbing her stomach. It seemed strange, but I shrugged it off thinking maybe she had indegestion or something.

I started to mix some more drinks. Hey, I'm starting to get good! I twisted around in awesome patterns as I reveled in my skillage. (Haha)

 Celda walked in and took a drink, "I'm pregnant.". I was at the moment testing my drink when she said those two words. The liquid sprayed out of my mouth, "Say whaaaaat?!!" "I'm pregnant.", Celda muttered, her eyes shifting back and forth from me to her drink.

 I was choking on my drink and coughing. This was shocking...so that's what she and Romeo were doing!! The months past and Celda got bigger. We hadn't contacted Romeo Rake yet, but I would...oh yes, Romeo was gonna get a talking to by me. Dangit, the plan won't work anymore because of my future niece or nephew.

Celda had been puking from the noxious fumes my drinks gave off. "Let's...go...OUT!", She gasped out. "Heh, ok! Anything you say, Celda!!", I said nervously. Pregnant Celda was pretty scary...hormones and all.

At the dance club, Celda mingled with some celebrities. They were probably wondering why a pregnant woman was partying and all, but they kept their mouths shut.

I hit the dance floor, but I was nowhere as near to being as good as the girl in front of mt. Some guy walked by and I heard him muttering to himself about my "pretty, shiny hair." I grit my teeth, "Back off, sucka." He got the message.

 Some guy was dancing on a table were a girl was eating. It looked kinda wrong and weird...."Gerroff m'table, ya squeek-pig.", the girl growled. "Lalalala, I'm so sexy and hot. Look at my body move.", the guy answered. "Ya makin' m'puke mah food.", the girl grumbled. I snickered, poor girl...that's an awkward situation.

Months past and Celda got even more hormonal and fat. We were out at a bar when she started screaming and clutching her stomach. Everyone looked at her then a guy started yelling too. "Ham and eggs, she's in labor!!!", he screamed like a little girl. "SHUT UP!!", Celda yelled.

By then everyone was freaking out, even the bartender. "Oh come one, guys...She's just having a baby.", I said annoyed. All the screaming was deafening.I took Celda to the hospital as everyone kept screaming bloody murder.

 I had entered with my sister and emerged an aunt. "Now you gotta get hitched....", I told Celda. The plan is void now...Dangit, I really had high hopes for it.

Andre Shizzle was born. A sweet little boy that I can't help but love even though he's the reason my plan isn't going to work. Oh well...Andre is worth it, I guess. Celda seemed a little shocked, she was probably thinking
something along the lines of "Did this thing come out of my body?!" Sadly, yes it did. The one thing on my mind now is marriage. It was time to get that Romeo Rake to marry my sister even if I had to drag him to the altar.
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Chapter 3: iDance on Tables

To get out of the apartment were Romeo and Celda were smooching and everything, I went to the hottest dance club in Bridgeport. Well, it was really smoking tonight at least. "Hey, umm I'm like, a mixologist so can I moonlight here?", I asked the bartender, my heart thumping wildly. She looked me up and down as I squirmed under her scrutinizing eyes. "No.", the Mixologist said simply while she returned to her work. "W-what?!", I sputtered in disbelief. "You're not good enough for the big leagues, kid.", The woman told me.

"Fine...", I muttered angrily. An idea sparked in my brain, maybe if I annoyed her enough she would let me moonlight. When her back was turned, I hoisted myself up on the counter. "Time to get me groove on", I murmured as I smiled wickedly. "One Woohoo on the rocks coming right up!", the unsuspecting Mixologist shouted. "Do you really have to yell?", her customer whined while pouting. "Yes, I really have to yell.", the Mixologist growled.

I started dancing on the table. The Mixologist rolled her eyes and groaned. "Will you let me moonlight?", I asked nicely with a smile. "No.", that stubborn woman replied shortly. A couple men were gaping at me and I flashed an amazing smile at them and winked flirtatiously. A couple of them whistled while the rest of them blushed. Dancing on tables is really fun, I should do this more often. "Will you let me now?", I said without stopping my dancing. "No!", That Mixologist yelled.

I looked at the mixologist as she was cleaning the counter, "Now?" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!", She roared. The music stopped and everyone turned to stare at us. The mixologist turned red and ducked behind the counter while I kept on dancing. "Keep on partying everyone!", I laughed. The music started again.

I spotted a woman wearing a cool pair of shades, she seemed familiar...Then it hit me like a sledgehammer, she was a celebrity! To the bartender's relief I got off the table and walked towards the celebrity.

Casually, I walked over to her with an indifferent look on my face. "Hey, have we met before?", I asked coolly. The celeb looked puzzled, "I don't think so." "You just look so familiar...", I said sneakily. She giggled, "Oh, I'm a celebrity! You probably saw me on TV." I surveyed her, "Hmm...yes, that must be it." My acting skills must be fantastic 'cause inside I was jumping up and down. "Sarah Striker.", Sarah said smiled," and you are?" I grinned at her, "Shizzle, Erin Shizzle." And thus the road to stardomm was opened.
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Chapter 2: This is Chapter 2, right?

After introductions and such, Romeo and Juliet, I mean Celda, started to dance. One of my guests, an old lady, was playing the piano. Celda was gazing into Romeo's eyes. I, for one, think they are just plain dark brown...There are nothing interesting about them. "You have such beautiful eyes", Celda cooed while still fluttering his eyelashes in a "flirty" way. "Celda, you're going to mess up your eyes if you keep doing that", I grumbled looking at her with a scowl. They ignored me and went on with the conversation. "Thanks, Celda, jeepers creepers, look at your peepers". Celda giggled and Romeo sent a coy look at her. They disgust me, plain and simple.

"I have a feeling we were MADE for eachother, Romeo!", Celda smiled. "You are my Juliet and I am your Romeo", Romeo told her not noticing the smoldering glares I was giving him. "That is SO romantic, Romeo", Celda told him in a voice oozing flirtiness. "PLAY THE PIANO, MARGE!", I yelled stilll mixing up drinks. "My name isn't 'Marge'", The Old lady shouted back sounding offended. Romeo was still looking at Celda, "Is your sister always this..loud?". Celda laughed her loud laugh, "Oh yes, she is VERY loud." I am not...Ok, so I have a good pair of lungs, but I don't yell ALL the time. Ok...most of the time. "I'm just vocal", I retorted.

I didn't like the looks they were giving eachother, if their relationship got any further my plan was kaplooie. Then all of a sudden Celda leaned in towards Romeo. My eyes widened, "Wait, no!" Romeo had the decency to look shy, but I knew he wanted to kiss her too....idiot!

They had a small, light kiss and it seemed that their fate was sealed. If they got married, I know I can't mess up their lives. I may be against this marriage, but I'm not evil. Call me jealous, if you will, but I'm not a villain. I tried to laugh it off and joke around, "Hey you kids, take it somewhere else, willya?" It hurt to see her kiss him, I knew that life would never be the same again. For better or for worse, I knew that soon I would be alone. Oh well...I won't have Celda in here complaining about me dropping glasses anymore. Although I had antipathy towards Romeo, I felt sorry for him. He would get a lot of lectures, bwahaha! A slight smile flashed on my face, oh yes...he would get alot of lectures. Maybe part of my plan might still work...
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